Andria's Books

My book is only five dollars (and only 1.99 if you're getting the eBook!) but somehow I know you'll all find a way to say you've don't got the money. So I'm here to help you spend those five dollars.

My book = $5.00

Each page=  $0.025 (or 40 pages per dollar)

Each word= $0.000125 (or 8000 words per dollar)

My book = .4grams of weed (in my town)

My book= 4 McChickens (with 75c leftover, which could get you a few gumballs)

My book= .01grams of Molly (in my town)

My book= 1 purchase on fiverr.com

My book= $5 footlong at Subway

My book= 10 chances on a claw machine, but I bet five bucks you still won't win

My book= 3 or 4 Slurpees at 7-11 (or 5 slushies at Cumberland Farms if you live in that region!)

My book= 5 minute massage by an old asian woman

My book= 4 items at the Dollartree (or 5 if its a tax-free holiday)

My book= 20 gumballs from that dirty gumball machine in the mall

My book= half a movie ticket (or a medium size popcorn)

My book= 1/3 of J.K.Rowling's new book The Cuckoo's Calling

My book= about 10 minutes of bowling for 2 people\

That's all I've got for now. See you next time.